Juliette Lewis Owns Trash

Pretty typical Friday night at the house. Fun eats, working through a Juliette Lewis movie marathon.

Nobody plays the role of complete trash like Juliette Lewis

She has a monopoly on trash
She has cornered the trash market
She is the Microsoft Windows of trash
She plays trash like Brando played mob
She is the Meryl Streep of trash
She is the Beatles of trash
She is the Sopranos of trash
She is the '86 Bears of trash
She is the Fresh Kills Landfill of trash
She is the Rocky Mountains of trash
She is the one-woman Mount Rushmore of trash
She is the Grand Canyon of trash
She is the first man to walk on the moon of trash
If Hollywood had an Oscar for the role of trashiest, she would win it for Lifetime Achievement

What am I trying to say here? Juliette Lewis owns trash

Her bio:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juliette_Lewis

Brian Huba
12/2/11